Fuck it... I'm going to Tumblr

Anonymous asked: Looking at your posts, it is impossible to understand why you don't have a girlfriend

I have a few theorys:
1- i’m too sarcastic
Trollface / Coolface / Problem?
2- i’m too weird (cuz of the glasses)
F**k That Guy / Dumb Bitch
3- I have low self-esteem sometimes
Okay Guy
4- BITCHES DONT FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR
"Y U NO" Guy

0 ♥ / 2 August, 2011

yetanotherblogon asked: now you made me curious, YOUR top 5 turnons, GO! ;D

1. MOAN
2. attitude/domination
3. nails digging in my skin
4. touch… like, open handed, feeling me, discovering me
5. after shower skin: hot, smooth, soft and incredibly good smelling

0 ♥ / 2 August, 2011

Anonymous asked: everytime i hear this one song i cry like a little girl... i dont know if thats right for a guy... do u have anything like this? a thing that reminds you of yr girlfriend and no matter how happy you are you suddenely become sad?

Yes… But i dont cry anymore…

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: sometimes i get soaking wet just by thinking too much of something i really want to do with a guy, can u get hard without touching yourself, just by thinking of stuff you wanna do?

Oh yes… I usually get hard that way

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: what do you think of a guy that calls his girlfriend "princess"?

He has a girlfriend and he like her

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: When I like a boy, I curl my hair between my fingers, stare into his eyes without realizing it and always smile at what he says...when you like a girl, what is something you do to let her know?

I smile looking at her

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: I know my girlfriend has been loggin into omegle every now and then cause we live in different cities. I suspect she shows herself to other guys online.. what would you do?

Ask her about it

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: Hey love, you look sad. What happened?

I got my heart broken

0 ♥ / 23 July, 2011

yetanotherblogon asked: how about you first time?

Was valentine’s day, i just have given a ring to my girl, her mom was out with her sister, her dad was at work… We were kinda planning it because the first time i’ve tried didn’t go well. We went to her bed, and did it in missionary position. I was 14 and she was 15

0 ♥ / 15 July, 2011

yetanotherblogon asked: what is your favorite line from the lord of the rings?

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

0 ♥ / 14 July, 2011

yetanotherblogon asked: what is your favorite book, fav tv series and fav movie?

Book: One Hundred Strokes of the Brush Before Bed
TV show: house and family guy (can’t pic just one)
Movie: i dont have one fav movie, a have a list:
The Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, Inglourious Basterds, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Annie Hall, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Whatever Works, Scent of a Woman, No Country For Old Men, Star Wars, Juno, Gangs of New York, 500 Days of Summer, Underworld, Fight Club, The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean

0 ♥ / 14 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: marry me?

OMG!! I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!! YES BABY!! YES!! LET ME CALL MY PARENTS…

0 ♥ / 14 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: what's one simple thing you think is really sexy? [standing on tip toes to reach something in a high shelf maybe]

eating apples. please don’t ask why. i have no idea, but i always picture some beautiful girl, wearing only my shirt, in the morning, eating an apple

1 ♥ / 14 July, 2011

yetanotherblogon asked: have you ever cosplayed? or plan to?

Yes, once as mario

0 ♥ / 14 July, 2011

Anonymous asked: what was the best orgasm you ever had? (position, place, girl/boy?)

Doggy, my room, my bed, ex-gf.
i came after she came 8 times in a row.

1 ♥ / 14 July, 2011